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NUS openhouse tagline: Come and see the difference between them N'US
NTU's rebuttal tagline: The difference is, we're nt'U! :)
weeeeeee!~ come to ntu, kids! we've the geekiest geeks (engineering), the funkiest funk (mass comm), the hottest babes (business) and the most kiam siap hunks (accountancy).
Remember these smelly dogs??? They almost got flattened during the night, by my mighty vehicle...
Rusty, the smelly dog.  Some dog named Ruby. Haven't seen it before.
 Benny? Nope, never heard of it.
Buffy? Not the star dog we're
looking for OooOhhohoooh! There you are CHINO! Look at that orgasmic face...
hj says:
are u chatting with her?
~ KelviN~ says:
yup
hj says:
she's very pretty
~ KelviN~ says:
hur?
hj says:
hahaha complimenting
~ KelviN~ says:
u c b4 meh
hj says:
yupssss
~ KelviN~ says:
u noe her name meh
hj says:
dunno
~ KelviN~ says:
hur????
hj says:
we have a bulletin for accountancy students getting together with engineering students
hj says:
so basically ur face is on our tabloid
~ KelviN~ says:
WAT?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!
~ KelviN~ says:
SIMI SAI
~ KelviN~ says:
WTF
hj says:
yepssssss congrats!
~ KelviN~ says:
SERIOUSLY!!!
~ KelviN~ says:
U GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
hj says:
no waaay
hj says:
go pick up a copy for urself at S4
~ KelviN~ says:
u r shittin me
~ KelviN~ says:
u dont even know which girl is it
hj says:
i knowwww
~ KelviN~ says:
u r playing reverse psychology on me rite?
~ KelviN~ says:
bitch
hj says:
hahahhaha
~ KelviN~ says:
yea yea
~ KelviN~ says:
im not believing u
~ KelviN~ says:
blah
as you can see guys, it's not easy trying to dig out the truth from this shy little bitch here.
hahahah i tried!
how sian get it can? it's back to school for ntu students! what an abrupt end to the cny holidays. sheesh... starting tmr (no, it's later since it's 4.43am now), 10.30am accounting 2 tutorial. wait, meeting 1 hour earlier for a short project discussion. SHIOK! followed by statistics make up lecture. i don't remember cny like that at all!!!
be thankful your nus mid-term break is with ur cny because the mood's still there! our mid-term break, although starting next week, is equivalent to no break at all! 1, no 2, WAIT 3 projects to settle and a whole pile of presentations! not to mention all the catching up i'd have to do during the hols. how fun!
How's it? :) It wasn't cheap though, the dyeing. Spent almost $200 on it. 
I've not been able to beat my previous record ever since... haha comeon give it a try people.
Biggest revamp of soldier's gear
New outfit vital as army's role widens to include protection of key installations, urban warfare and peacekeeping missions
By David Boey, DEFENCE CORRESPONDENT
ALL new recruits going in for Basic Military Training (BMT) are now being issued with new personal equipment in the army's biggest revamp of soldiering gear in decades.
They will receive four new items: a load-bearing vest; a waterproof torchlight with different colour lenses; a new field pack; and a multi-purpose knife with seven functions.
The army introduced the new items to the media yesterday during a visit to the Basic Military Training Centre on Pulau Tekong. Lieutenant- Colonel Kong Kam Yean said the equipment was designed incorporating suggestions from soldiers from seven battalions during two years of trials.
The head of the Plans Branch at Headquarters 9th Singapore Division/Infantry Formation added that the new equipment is necessary as the army's role widens to include protection of strategic installations, urban warfare and peacekeeping missions.
He said: 'This demands that the soldiers' equipment has the flexibility to be configured for different mission profiles, to carry different requirements based on the mission need.'
The new load-bearing vest allows soldiers to carry ammunition and military gear such as night-vision devices and compasses, and secure the pouches anywhere on the vest using straps.
It replaces pouches and straps that form the skeleton battle order (SBO), last changed in 1997. Unlike the old SBO, which could be adjusted only minimally, the new vest has straps at the waist and chest, which ensures a body-hugging fit.
The new field pack, 80 per cent bigger than the existing one but having the same weight, has a big zipper on its front. The old 1980s-era pack could only be top-loaded, meaning soldiers had to pour out its contents to get something from the bottom.
A waterproof torchlight, which can be fitted with red, yellow, blue and green lenses for signalling purposes, and a multi-purpose knife, with tools such as a screwdriver and a can opener, will also form part of the recruit's battle ensemble.
Operationally ready national servicemen will receive these items in phases later this year.
REad this from some where
HAndsome (shuai Ge) + CHio BU = PERFECT LOVE
HANDSOME + UGLy GIrl = TRUE LOVE
UGLY boy + CHIO Bu = SWEET TALK
UGLY BOY + UGly GIRL = NO CHOICE....
haaha....zhun bo ?
 NO SPARRING WITH BEAR
 LET'S KEEP THE AIR FRESH
 HUH?
 NO SQUEEZING OF HORNS IN THIS DISTRICT
 NO DROPPING OF BABY IN THIS AREA
 NO TURNING LEFT OR RIGHT OR UP OR DOWN....HMMM  NO SWIMMING WITH CROCODILE, OR PLAYING CATCHING
 NO FOOD ALLOWED, AND PLEASE DONT SCREW THE GOAT
 HEY LADIES WATCH YOUR SPEED WILL YOU?!
Here goes:
Read to the bottom. IF YOU'RE A CRITICAL PERSON STILL READ ON AS IT'S ACTUALLY
VERY INTERESTING!!
This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but
read it all first)
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the
Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more
interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight
number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65
passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now
known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone
number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes
was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again
2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madridbombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 +
4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin
Towers incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars &
Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the
Quran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a
fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout
the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair
still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands
of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
unconvinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how
you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the
first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
Air travelers stripped bare with X-ray machine
By Thomas Frank, USA TODAY
The agency in charge of the nation's air security expects later this year to begin using a controversial X-ray machine that will show airport screeners a clear picture of what's under passengers' clothes — whether weapons or just bare skin.
Screeners plan to test the "backscatter" machines at several U.S. airports, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) says. The refrigerator-sized machines are considered a breakthrough in scanning technology but have been labeled "a virtual strip search" by the American Civil Liberties Union
Security workers using the machines can see through clothes and peer at whatever may be hidden in undergarments, shirts or pants. The images also paint a revealing picture of a person's nude body.
The devices can potentially be used to screen hundreds of millions of air travelers each year, although TSA says more study is needed to determine how the devices may be used at U.S. airports. The agency declined to say when and where it expects to test the machines.
Security consultant Douglas Laird says the machines are essential to spot explosives, which aren't detected by metal detectors.
The $100,000 machines bounce low-radiation X-rays off a person's skin to produce photo-like computer images of metal, plastic and organic materials hidden under clothes, says American Science and Engineering. The TSA is testing its BodySearch machine.
shiok man...can see all the air stewardess.....wooOOo
Ok so i just finished my last paper today....
went back to watch some hentai..eh i meant anime
someone decided to sms me, ask me out on a date....
yeah bitch...FDS wants me to join them for their annual bloody Runway cycling
REservist from may the 7th to 25th
sweet.....I heart you amudhan
and its for almost a month...knn...
So who else got it ?
CK got it too.......and me....
i wanted to post something nice and interesting for you all to destress...but i cannot...
no mood liao
suddenly got saikang to do...
some other day
good luck to your exams.....i know u guys need it :o
 to the lawyer and engineer Here's my way of saying happy birthday to the two b-dae boyz... nice birthday card hor... nice knowing u guys. lets meet up soon again
Hey, a few days ago it was Lionel's bday. Today, it's Eeyang a.k.a. gorilla's big day! So guys, U know the procedure, do i need to say more?
Cheers,
ahzhong
 hey dont judge me k i gotta make a living like everyone else k
 knn mercedes big fuck ar....buy expensive but dunno how to park
LPPL rite.
 the ambitious cyclist. the road is his oyster... and deathbed
 another fucked up driver
 zheng my...taxi? super diao...
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NO SPARRING WITH BEAR
NO TURNING LEFT OR RIGHT OR UP OR DOWN....HMMM
HEY LADIES WATCH YOUR SPEED WILL YOU?!
to the lawyer and engineer
hey dont judge me k i gotta make a living like everyone else k
the ambitious cyclist. the road is his oyster...
another fucked up driver
